Vader Demotivational Poster
AWESOME - No matter what you do, you will never be as awesome as Bat-Vader
SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!
EVENING COMMUTE - No, This is not going to end well....
AND I-I-I..... - Will always love you.........
PADME - If Lord Vader had his way
YOU! - STFU!
THE RECESSION - Affecting the people you'd least expect
WTF - Wh-wha...What the hell, man?
DRINKING BUDDIES - Even evil likes to go grab some cold ones.
ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore
POPE DARTH VADER - The power of the force compels you !
BREAKING NEWS - Obi-Wan Kenobi dead Darth Vader Says.
DARTH VADER - It's Friday, let's blow some shit up !
ATHEISTS - I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING
SELLING OUT - GUINNESS "It's the only brew with the power of the Dark Side" ~Darth Vader~
CUTBACKS - It happens to everyone.
YOU! - Pull my finger!
DARK SIDE ELIXIR -
TRUE POWER - You know... some people never run out of resources...
STEWIE VADER - My Diaper has gone over to the darkside..
LEADERSHIP 101 - No one is filing a report with HR when you choke out coworkers in public for annoying you.
THE ECONOMY - Because even Mr. Vader has, i mean had, a 401(k).
BRAINSTORMING - Some of the best ideas were found through it.
DESTINY - He's finally heard it's call.
EARLY DRAFT - Ideas for Darth Vader weren't as intimidating. And infringed on other copyrights.
DETERMINATION - He's going to rebuild Death Star, even if he has to finance it ”creatively”.
FLYING HIGH -
SITH HAPPENS! - Deal with it!
DARTH VADER - "The Chosen one they said. Bring balance to the force they said."
EVIL VS EVIL - Some Play Even Dirtier
THEY LOOKED SO COOL - But they sounded like Roxette.
M V F - This makes A v P look like two girls fighting. Because everybody knows...you don't mess with THE FONZ!
SENSE - This picture makes none.
VADER - He's been using the force !
TIMES GET TOUGHER -
INSTRUCTIVE - After you buy the replacement, place it carefully on the base of the sword
OBAMA - SAVING THE WORLD AND THE GALAXY
MAY 4TH -
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU - ...but you are not a jedi yet!
THE DARK SIDE - Quicker, easier, more seductive. Who doesn't like seductive?
EMPIRE GREENBACKS - Legal tender everywhere in the Empire*. Fully backed by the Dark Side. *except Aldabaran and the Hoth System
GALACTIC PIMPS - Even in a galaxy far far away pimpin' ain't easy
YOU THERE - Your lack of faith is disturbing... man.
WASHINGTON, DC - Where else can a crackhead and tax evader continually win re-election to public office?
GIR - I would be terrified of the robot if the dog wasn't so damn cute!
EMPIRE UNION MEETING - ...Jerry.."Here!"...Bill..."Here!".. Gustavo.."Here!"...Yolanda..."Here!".. Wow, This Is a Real Time Drain.
STAR WARS FANS - wouldn't really want to be Luke Skywalker.
PULL MY FINGER - HA! Jokes on Him, The suits self-contained
CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!
IT'S SIMPLE -
DAFT VADER - Hey! that pic of you is a bit on the Dark Side...... Nice!
HIDDEN REBEL BASE -
TAKING A SWING BREAK - Because even dark lords get stressed out
PLASTIC SURGEONS - The Emperor should have got one that had a diploma from somewhere other than a trade school in Memphis.
FAITH - There are consequences to the lack of it
SAD - Whoever thought they were funny should stop trying
SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.
CLONING - If you want a thing done well, do it yourself
HEY DAD - HOW'D YOU GET THAT COOL ROBOT HAND? COME HERE SON, AND I'LL SHOW YOU
THE DARKSIDE - Celebrating diversity since 1162!
STYLE - Some people just have it
DARTH VADER - Owns the Church
THE DARKSIDE - Game.Point.Match
COUPLE - This is the Empire of Democracy, you can marry whatever you want
UH OH - Guys, this one might be difficult!
I FIND - your lack of fries disturbing.
DARTH DYKE - Equally as scary
BROKE AZZ TOWN... - I'm outta here...gonna try my luck in Vegas baby!
ASTHMA INHALERS -
ALIEN INVADERS - They say they don't exist because they only seem to abduct yokels. I say they are invading because they only abduct people you wouldn't believe had been abducted.
INVADER ZIM... - More effective in the bid for World Domination then the Bush Administration.
DARTH VADER - Father of Luke....and Buzz Lightyear?
AND THIS IS WHAT -
CONFUSION - I can understand those two hawt chicks, but what IS that kid in the middle doing with the light saber exactly?
I HAVE ALTERED THE DEAL - Pray I do not alter it any futher.
DARTH VADER - The force abides dude ...
YOUR LACK OF FAITH - Disturbs Me.
DARTH VADER - Sexy and I know it!
ultimate showdown -
COMPROMISE - As understood by Darth Vader.
DARTH VADER - Workin' it Dark Side style!
SPACE INVADERS - You know, if they do come for us one day... I just don't really feel that threatened.
FAMILY BONDAGE - If you can't learn the art of bondage from your grandpa, who can you lean it from?
DARTH CHENEY - What is thy bidding, President Bush?
BACK IN THE OLD DAYS - even darth vader liked a nintendo Ds with ketchup!
ALIEN INVADERS -
SAY IT AGAIN - Say Happy Father's Day again. I F-ing dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MANKIND - To the best of our knowledge, humans are the only alien beings to have ever invaded upon a celestial body.
IMPERIAL OFFICER -
BIG VADER - He's watching you... everywhere.
ALIEN INVADERS - Some of them are welcome on our planet anytime!
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